Freeview Racing Channel
Great to watch ubiquitous brand bookmakers pretending to miss that access to images encourages betting. I know they know this – their adverts adorn every set we see – so why insist on denying the obvious?
Why are sports presenters such cunts?
What is their problem? They all definitely have one. Poor potty training? Bottle not breast? You see it in their body language; the rictus grin; a fizzing frantic tetchy tension. A searching for love? The hollow, needy, obnoxious demeanour; the bossy, bullish lack of grace; all integrity waived. Knowing that any intelligent human could learn to do their job – inside an hour.

