Memory Loss
‘Don’t worry if you can’t recall nouns, it’s when you forget verbs that you have a problem!’
Nothing moves
If you want to stay toned and easily active while indulging a contemporary sedentary regime, get up off your arse and go for a run.
Bastardised sporting enterprises
It’s like a gigantic, perpetually rotating reality rodeo where averagely talented, brass-necked nobodies get to pretend they’re in the real world… ubiquitous, invidious, never ending… God help us all… but mostly me.