Documentaries
Am I the only human who hates David Attenborough? That smug supercilious BBC ham; All life on earth is dependent on ME! Simper spouting bland material – not one intelligent novel notion. Sensurround snug on a Sunday evening; ultra-HD shows the bloodshed spurts, placental slurps, the whites of their eyes.
Dogshit Park
In the book I joke about renaming our marvellous Winchmore meadows from: GROVELANDS PARK to: DOGSHIT PARK. Where our bourgeoisie go on parade openly exhibiting superior position. ‘Do you know how much my house is worth? and what about my pension!’ With their stupid bloody dogs.